Hello! My name is Hickory Liu and this is my hobo. Come inside! Have a shuck! This book is a compilation of text messages that I've sent to a baby bear over time. Although he has never responded, I can only hope that the publishing of this book will get his attention and win him over. I love him more than life. Please enjoy reading this absurd book, and keep it out on a coffee table or anywhere else where it will fit! It is the perfect conversation starter--or ender. (However, it is not appropriate for either crazy or sane children.) My greatest hope, though, is that this book will help others converse more successfully than I have ever been able to. I can't even get a response from my only friend, the titular baby bear.: '(