David Chen Po is a Yeti who likes living in this human world. He likes watching television and on-line gaming and junk food. And he especially likes Maria Sungila, the girl from his Algebra class. Through the support of his foster parents, both well respected research scientists and a daily dose of a hormone and steroid cocktail they developed, he can pass as any other fifteen year old boy. Maria Sungila knew David was special the moment he walked into her Algebra class. He wasn't a jerk like all the other boys. He was smart and nice, and he was actually taller than her. Not many fifteen year old boys can top her 5'10" height. When David's foster parents are killed in a suspicious fire and the nasty rumors about him start to spread around the school and town, Maria loyally and fiercely defends him to everybody-her friends, her family and the police. With the local police, the FBI and his despised nemesis, Warren Yates, after him David doesn't have a lot of options. His ability to live as a human died with his foster parents, now he just wants to survive. His only hope is to find his biological father and return to the life from which he was snatched years ago. With the help of Miss Gilly, a sharp shooting legend; Jason Hanover; the annoying boy next door neighbor and of course Maria, David embarks on a hilarious and terrifying road trip to find his Yeti father and to live the life to which he was born.