Pastor Bonkerr and his snake handling brethren from The Askook Pentecostal Church are up in arms when local exotic dancer Trixie Labelle at Miss Kitty's Titties and Biscuits introduces Glenda, a ten foot Columbian boa constrictor into her act. Mayhem and The Askook Snake Wars break out in the unincorporated township capped by the escape of a herd of Amish owned llamas.