"Life is too big to squeeze into a weekend." That's what "half-heathen," public school misfit, Christina Begoni, learns after an embarrassing and very public bout of Spanish class diarrhea has her flying into the arms of a holy-rolling homeschool group. With her mustachioed, evil genius brother and her cute redneck bully in tow, Christina joins unbelievably innocent homeschoolers, Sunny and David Wilkes on a hilarious and sometimes gripping adventure on the unpredictable Mississippi. Experience the thrill and romance of the never-ending weekend with, "The Homeschoolers."