GREENER THAN KERMIT AND GROSSER THAN SOUTH PARK When Zac sneezes in this beautifully and fully illustrated rhyming cartoon picture book for 7-10 year olds., the whole house ducks. Except, that is, for his dead grandmother who died twenty years before and whose daughter had left her to rot on the floor. And the dog, and Zac's parents. Oh yeah, and his brother too. The one Zac didn't like because their grandparents bought him a bike. Enjoy.